from misty murphy
you guys are fucked up you act like you like you enjoy chopping wood and shit building fires and shit but in all actuality you just want to spoon your best friend on a portaledge or in a tent... you MEN will never EVER admit to this but we (women) we know better right ladies? you know wtf i am talking about just like we secretly want to make out with our hottest girlfriend so do you MEN but you don't want to kiss you just want to spoon in the fucking dirt how sweet is that? so cute fucking bro's i know a
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You do know why most strong climbers climb really fucking hard ....right? Yup They have........ CLIMBEREXIA Now Obviously I do not suffer from this I have a very good relationship with food and I don't like suffering But I guess it pays off Kudos to the biggest Climberexians that I know of Here are my TOP 5 CLIMBEREXIANS!!!! #5 He eats liquor for dinner Smokes cigs for lunch And skips breakfast DAVE GRAHAM #4 She separates one CLIFF bar into four pieces One quarter for breakfast One quarter for lunch One
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I don't know dude, but I started climbing way after you were cool So, honestly, I barely know who the fuck you are So when you show up to my local crag and act like your mangina doesn't stink It does It reeks like old semen in your manvagina I don't care if you were on the cover of Rock Ice circa 1984 that's the year I graduated from high school and I am OLD AS FUCK! get off your Colorado high horse and start acting nice like Sharma he's nice and HOT! Nice and hot That's hot and being cool well that's ...
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There is a tale of a climber who can smoosh his way into the vagina of any unsuspecting female climber I know you are all dying to ask........ Who is this pimp balla? I do know a few things about this he-whore He is from Colorado ( fail ) He wears a leotard on occasion ( fail ) He doesn't have a job ( fail ) INTRODUCING THE VAGINA WHISPERER Now you are asking: How does this balding clamburgar do it??? How does this buck-toothed poontangaler manage to get all these ladies??? Is he some sort of poontologist?
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yO Homeeezzzzz. lOOk what I found. Uh dOpe aSS Kliff ~yEp~ I'zzz gonna call it "mY heLLa DOPE ASS cliFF" or maybeeezzz "dis MY Cliff fOR Reaaalzzzz niGGazzz" recogNIzzzzit makes me Wanna RAP niggggaaaaazzzzz i'zzz gots me a driLL and im feelin fuGGin iLL o-don't-be-triPPin cuz i ain't been chiPPin like those muthafuckas that ain't my hoMMies in da mountzanz of da PO~ta~si i'm the reaLL deaLL yo-jus lOOk at my driLL it'z got one little bit covered in a bunch of ho's shit come over here and suck on my drill
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Keywords:
Jona-Marie,
facebook friend,
random facebook friends,
Boy O Boy,
Lobuche Peak 21,151 ft,
Red Cocks,
Root Glacier,
bOObalisHHHHHus,
JONA-MARIE PRICE,
lucky Sherpa
I have a BoatLOAD of random facebook friends (mostly climbers) YEP Most of them I just ignore I could not ignore this one Boy O Boy Do I have a facebook friend for you!!! GENTLEMEN: GET YER LUBE OUT LADIES: GET YER CLAWS OUT INTRODUCING........... JONA-MARIE PRICE Her photos speak volumes.......... ENJOY Khumbu Ice Fall Root Glacier, Alaska Lobuche Peak 21,151 ft., Nepal Red Cocks, Nevada Mt.Elbrus Training for climbing Mount Whitney 14,505 ft. Everest Base Camp One lucky Sherpa Jona-Marie on the Khumbu
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I don't even need pictures for this one You all know who I am talking about Fuck these climbers You know what annoys me about these rock climbers? EVERYTHING Ya Fucking everything Fucking annoying Strong ones Weak ones Cute ones Homely ass ones Famous ones It doesn't really matter You are not EXEMPT from being a BIG FUCKING ANNOYANCE IN OUR COMMUNITY just because you climb hard get photos in the mags or can spray about you most spectCOCKular adventures all of you annoyances can eat me I am sick of you S I
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FUCK It's raining like HELL here I haven't touched rock in fucking WEEKS! ARGH So I am forced to look at SHIT on the internet that I would otherwise NEVER pay attention to Not that I don't like DeadpointMag.com but let's face it...... After that fucked up "Climbing After 30" video (I still need to blog about that) I puked in my mouth And once I puke in my mouth? I never suck on that one again Tastes icky anyhoo..... I noticed that my homeslice and broke back after thirty buddy Joey Kinder posted this video
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Yes It's that time of year again After my major meltdown last year about being outed from the Women of Climbing calendar I designed my own calendar: COUGARS OF CLIMBING Ironically enough because I am a squeaky wheel I got some GREASE!!! ( Miss August 2011 !) Anyhoo..... I want to pay tribute to all of those fine cougars that are climbing hard out there Not all of them are 35+ But some of them are fine cougs in training ( pumas ) Time to hide your climber boys husbands boyfriends The cougars are on the ...
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I've have a love affair with bouldering from time to time. And lately I have fancied it again. I have one question though..... What up with this new wave of HIPPIE WHITE TRASH BOULDERERS ??? Showing up at my local bouldering area is close to a RELIGIOUS experience Beautiful Peaceful Perfect But apparently is has become A TOILET to human POOH A TRASH CAN for COORS LIGHT A TRAINING GROUND for BABY DILDOS Fucking barefooted dirty hippies "ONE WITH THE EARTH" Their fucking dirty ass Fred Flinstone feet all ...
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